British English vs Malaysian English【Fun】

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When giving a customer bad news
Britons: I'm sorry, sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No stock.

Returning a call
Britons: Hello, this is James. Did anyone call for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who call?

Asking someone to make way
Britons: Excuse me, I would like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me.

When someone offer to pay
Britons: Hey! Put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians: No need lah.

When asking a permission
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (Pointing at the door) Can ah?

When entertaining
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: No need shy shy one lah!

When doubting someone
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?

When decline an offer
Britons: I would prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Don't want lah.

IN Disagree on a topic discussion
Britons: Err...Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Malaysians: You mad ah?

When asking someone to lower their voiceE
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice? I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shut up lah!

When someone asking if he/she knows you
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for sometime. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?

When assessing a tight situation
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die lah!!

When trying to find out what had happened
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: What happened ah? Why like that one lah?

When someone did something wrong
Britons: This isn't the way to do it. Here, let me show you.
Malaysians: Like that also don't know how to do!

When someone is angry
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me?
Malaysians: Celaka you!


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猫猫舍

This is really funny, but i think half of it are correct. Some Malaysians do reply in a polite manner though.

cheehau2013

haha, Malaysia English do has it own multiple styles compare to real standard English.

牛油土司

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ClaireMoon 发表于 2013-8-15 12:24 AM
this is funny
But Malaysia English seems so rude and british English seems more polite.

That's why foreigners will view us as impolite people.

韓苛刈

lolz so funny espeacially the you mad ah

louisma

NOT BAD NOT BAD HA